Nightmare Stories Fan Pillows

Haunting Music

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"For drinks or dinner?"

Zombie Problems

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Made with 100% recycled material.