Nightmare Interpreter Pillows

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

Frederic Chopin

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Monster Realtor

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"