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"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Monster Realtor

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.