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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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Edgar Allen Poe

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

Litterary Dogs.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Zombie Problems

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."