Literary Horror Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'He likes to power nap.'

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Chiller Theatre

John Bunyan

Dead Funny

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"Author does not do tricks."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Sue the Author 3PM

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"