Romantic Horror Enthusiast Pillows

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Bear Costume

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The bridge of arts.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"How was prom?"

Romantic Tree Carving

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'Yes, I'm fiercely opposed to stem cell research.'