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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Moving in

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I'm having a pajama day."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Open House of Horrors