Cozy Horror Enthusiast Pillows

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Open House of Horrors

"I'm having a pajama day."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Moving in

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"