Light-hearted Horror Fan Pillows

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

Out To Lurch

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Canine Scentipede

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Open House of Horrors