Light-hearted Horror Fan Gifts

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Open House of Horrors