Romantic Horror Enthusiast Gifts

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Bear Costume

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Solar Frankenstein

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Romantic Tree Carving

The bridge of arts.

"How was prom?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"