Horror Humorists Pillows

"Well, we got the grant."

"You have a small piece of brain stuck in your teeth."

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

'The best part, Igor, is that I get to take him as 17 dependents!'

'Now to utter the magic words that will turn me into a bat! Still needs a little work!'

'Uh, Sir... would you please remove your neck bolts and try again?'

Transylvanian Snails.

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

The First Fire Stick

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She's a miniature."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Macbeth: Take Two

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."