Horror Writer Gifts

"How much for just the ring?"

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

Unmotivated Horror Writer

"I had that Dracula in the back of my cab last night."

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire Family Photos...

Horror writer.

'GEEEZ! What a wimp!'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Off-duty Grim Reaper answers the door to another Grim Reaper: 'Uh-oh, this doesn't look good.'

'While you were eating the screamer in the next room, Mr. Chatterbox and I were having the longest conversation...'

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

'Why don't we leave now and beat the crowd?'

'Come Frankenstein cabbie, and drive like the wind.'

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Should we order online or go out for a bite?"

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"