Nfl Commentator Joker Gifts

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

How are you at decision making?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Football Bomb

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Cleaning the Horse

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

A clown & his clone.

'Grandpa's been working out!!'

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.