Journalistic Joker Gifts

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Photobooth Photobomb

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Good book?'

Skywriter's Block

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Is he taking the piss?'

''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'

'Okay, the jury acquitted you, but I'm going to hold you five years for questioning.'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"At random IS the plan..."

Pinata Pranks

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

Politics Books

Spiked Ball

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are