Journalistic Joker Gifts

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

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"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Good book?'

Skywriter's Block

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

'Okay, the jury acquitted you, but I'm going to hold you five years for questioning.'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"At random IS the plan..."

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

Spiked Ball

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

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"Any other strengths?"