New Glasses Pillows

Vicar In Spectacles

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Empty box of ideas

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Bright Idea

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"Overkill, dude."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

The public was right

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'