Glasses Trendsetter Pillows

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

Summer Berries

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

Jean Ripping Service

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

"Dragons were never out of style."

Swells discussing thier coats

"How marvellous to meet some other people stuck in the 1920's."

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

'You'll need a while to get used to them.'

Royal Corgi

'How about these overalls?' - 'Sorry, I don't wear womens' clothes.'

Opticians - I MUST BUY A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM THE MOST EXPENSIVE RANGE OF DESIGNER FRAMES...

"At the third stroke it will be 3.34 precisely."

How are the lenses, can you see ok?

How does this one feel?

"The weather girl said it would be partly sunny today."

Piercings