Novelty Glasses Enthusiast Pillows

'You'll need a while to get used to them.'

The sunglasses.

"Overkill, dude."

The latest in Eyewear.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"You must be the new guy!"

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

'What do you like about her?'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

A guide to glasses.

"Do you think glasses make people look smarter?" "That depends, little buddy." "The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin." "The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity." "And lastly, one must never speak, lest he say something dumb and ruin the illusions." "What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?"

Jacqueline Alemany

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Kevin could only show his true creativity with the assistance of his novelty Christmas tie.

"I know it looks silly, but my eyesight's failing...twice last week I couldn't even find my own tail!"

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Those make you look like a bit of a tosser, these are more you - A complete arse'

Sushi hats

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

'Our founder.'

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'

'I need a third glasses prescription so I'll have one to look for the other two.'