Novelty Glasses Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You'll need a while to get used to them.'

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

The latest in Eyewear.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'What do you like about her?'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

"You must be the new guy!"

Pregnant woman wearing a 'baby' shirt and a man wearing a 'big baby' shirt.

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

Sports Optometrist and Cyclops.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Jacqueline Alemany

You're right - flip-flops and cloven hooves just don't work.

'Our founder.'

"I know it looks silly, but my eyesight's failing...twice last week I couldn't even find my own tail!"

'Those make you look like a bit of a tosser, these are more you - A complete arse'

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

A guide to glasses.

"Do you think glasses make people look smarter?" "That depends, little buddy." "The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin." "The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity." "And lastly, one must never speak, lest he say something dumb and ruin the illusions." "What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?"

Kevin could only show his true creativity with the assistance of his novelty Christmas tie.

Sushi hats

'Perhaps you could give him a touch of astigmatism, kids with glasses are sooo cute!'