Novelty Hat Lover T-Shirts

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Please enter your pin now.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Bumper Limos