Glasses Update Pillows

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Overkill, dude."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

The public was right

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Vicar In Spectacles

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Dr. BR Smith Optician.