New Glasses Prescription Pillows

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

The public was right

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Everybody says that without the specs I look like Grover Cleveland and with them I look like Theodore Roosevelt."

'The spots are much clearer.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Vicar In Spectacles

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"