Getting First Glasses Pillows

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

Vicar In Spectacles

'The spots are much clearer.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."