Getting First Glasses Pillows

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

The public was right

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Vicar In Spectacles

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Checking new spectacles.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'