Getting Glasses For The First Time Pillows

"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."

Skiing.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The public was right

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Vicar In Spectacles

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Checking new spectacles.

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."