Considering Glasses Pillows

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"