Glasses Pillows

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'No cheating'

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'What do you mean the Optometrist said these would be in your price range'

'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

"This is the only spectacle frame that fits your special needs, sir."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

"You'll even need them to see your dreams."

Checking new spectacles.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'I can see every speck of dust with my new glasses. That's why I don't wear them.'

Ophthalmologist, Optometrist, Optician, Optimist.

'And if you're a funny man, we've got a large selection of gag frames over here...'

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

'I'm at the opticians,dear-you can probably hear the glasses...'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Yes, I know your boss can't see me right now. That's why I'm here.'

The public was right

Man: 'Could you do something about these glasses? They keep slipping down the bridge of my nose.'

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

'Yes, I've been working with bees for a long time. Why do you ask?'

"Why are we getting 'Old Spooky' spectacles for his birthday?" -- "So he can read his correct date of birth!!"