Glasses Collection Pillows

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

The public was right

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"To toast!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"