Glasses Collection Gifts

Man with two pairs of glasses.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm in disguise."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Rogue elephant

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

The public was right

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"To toast!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'