Starting To Wear Glasses Pillows

"You need glasses, dear."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Pearly King and Queen

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Pamplona Station

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

God save the Queen.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Cornucopia

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The public was right

Jesus and the Peeps

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'