Starting To Wear Glasses Prints

"You need glasses, dear."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Pearly King and Queen

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"It makes you look old."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Pamplona Station

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

God save the Queen.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

The public was right

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Jesus and the Peeps

Cornucopia

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.