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"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Overkill, dude."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The public was right

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

Vicar In Spectacles

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."