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'I think I'm seeing double again!'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Make sure they fit straight!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The Modern Novel.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers

"We don't talk anymore."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Large print e-book.

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."