New Glasses Gifts

Vicar In Spectacles

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Empty box of ideas

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Bright Idea

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Overkill, dude."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'No cheating'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"Yes, it's free and simple, but a walk with master every day means the world to me...."

The public was right

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'