Neighbor With A Funny Dog Story Gifts

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"He ran out of pee."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Don't even think about it!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Mower Fraud!

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Next time make two trips."

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"