Nautical Nabob Gifts

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Captain in a storm

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Moustached gentleman

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Call me Ishmael."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Ahoy

'You're going to need a bigger net.'