Nautical Nabob Pillows

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

Moustached gentleman

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Ahoy

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I told you we should have unionized.'