Nautical Nonsense Pillows

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'Quick, Harriet, throw me Fluffy - You know how cats hate water!'

BARBER

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Fishing from the Pier

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"