Nautical Nincompoop Gifts

Looking for a gift for a nautical lover who enjoys a good laugh? Our collection of whimsical and witty items captures the lighthearted spirit of seafaring adventures. Perfect for sailors at heart or landlubbers with a sense of humor, these gifts add a splash of fun to any maritime-inspired space. Whether they’re into boats, the ocean, or just quirky nautical themes, find something that makes waves in their day.

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'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?' mockup

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

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I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark. mockup

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

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The Dubloon Stops Here

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When laundry ruled the waves.

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Upper class child with toy cruise ship. mockup

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

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Emergency Phone.

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In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in. mockup

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

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"I got a swiss army hook!"

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'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?' mockup

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

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Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along. mockup

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,' mockup

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

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'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!' mockup

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

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Battery Lighthouse

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Pirate

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Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.' mockup

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

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Pirate eye test

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Ghostship

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"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away" mockup

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

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"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?" mockup

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

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"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!" mockup

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

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1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!" mockup

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

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'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.' mockup

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

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Clam Spearing

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Lighthouse powered by batteries.

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Really Early Vikings

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle. mockup

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

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'Boat Launch'

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Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge', mockup

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

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'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.' mockup

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

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'Maybe we should've let that one pass.' mockup

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

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Celebrate National Submarine Day. mockup

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

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Nautical Nincompoop Gifts Collection

Nautical Nincompoop Mugs

Explore our collection of nautical nincompoop mugs to find a humorous gift that’s perfect for fans of the sea with a playful personality.

Nautical Nincompoop Pillows

Our nautical nincompoop pillows bring humor and style to any home or boat, making everyday moments a little more seaside and silly.

Nautical Nincompoop Prints

Browse our nautical nincompoop prints to add some nautical humor to your decor—perfect for making a space feel fun, lighthearted, and sea-worthy.

Nautical Nincompoop T-Shirts

Check out our nautical nincompoop t-shirts for a fun way to wear your maritime humor—great for sailors and landlubbers with a sense of adventure.