Narrative Nincompoopery Gifts

Looking for a witty gift that embraces the whimsical world of storytelling gone awry? Our products for narrative nincompoopery celebrate the charm and chaos of creative storytelling. Whether they spin yarns that stretch the truth or concoct wild tales just for fun, these gifts are a playful nod to their imaginative spirit. Ideal for the creative mind who loves to entertain and surprise, our collection adds a humorous twist to their storytelling antics.

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"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook." mockup

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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Bookworm Sleepover

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism." mockup

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

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"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!" mockup

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

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It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it. mockup

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

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"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?" mockup

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

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". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..." mockup

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea. mockup

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"I'm after the history section."

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Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.' mockup

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

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'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!' mockup

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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Thomas Keneally

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"It's a narrative I didn't intend." mockup

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

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"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

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"It's a coming-of-middle-age story." mockup

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

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"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

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"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker." mockup

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

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Ilyasah Shabazz

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History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!' mockup

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

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'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?' mockup

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

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'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.' mockup

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

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"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?" mockup

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

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“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

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