Nautical Nincompoop T-Shirts

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Emergency Phone.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Pirate eye test

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Ghostship

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Clam Spearing

Really Early Vikings

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

'Boat Launch'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.