Naming Ninja Gifts

"Yes sorry. Apple, Orange, Blackberry and all the good fruits are taken."

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Tool Box

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

ACME Balloon Company.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

Best Seller

Martial Arts

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Propping up a profits chart.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

IRS tax instructions.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'