Mystical Rival Pillows

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The Sculptor

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Still on your left."

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"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Tug the Toggle

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

On the start position

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Don't call me ska face!"

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

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"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'