Mystical Rival T-Shirts

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

The Sculptor

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Still on your left."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Tug the Toggle

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Don't call me ska face!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

On the start position

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

Eggnog recipes

"You heard the lady, buddy - she already has legal representation!"

Oh, stop trying to impress the witness with all your fancy legal mumbo jumbo, your honor. I saw her first!

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

You throw poop like a girl.

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

He's mad that the neighbors got a bigger cloud.

Michael Grade

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

'Prepare to have chowder kick your Tuscan butt.'