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"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Polygamists' Picnic

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

The Sculptor

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'He has a great left hook,'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"Don't call me ska face!"

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"Mom always liked you best."

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"