Ring Rival Pillows

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Polygamists' Picnic

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

The Sculptor

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

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'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Mom always liked you best."

"Don't call me ska face!"

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"