Royal Rival Pillows

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

The Alpha Seltzer

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'The grudge match.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

French 75s at the Stafford

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'