Royal Rival Mugs

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Alpha Seltzer

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Eat my dust!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'The grudge match.'

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

French 75s at the Stafford

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"