Royal Rebel Mugs

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"Surprise!"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Heart to heart talk.

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

Rugby Player

God finger

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Workers' Rights

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

Coronation Civil Rights

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'