Royalty Rebel Mugs

"Surprise!"

A king sits wearing a baseball cap with a crown logo.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Deep in the forests of Surrey lurk a few hardcore souls refusing to believe the Diana enquiry is over.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I gotta be me!"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

"Francine, you're a rebel!"