Royal Rebels Mugs

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

Coronation Civil Rights

'Why can't I go barefoot? -- Lady Godiva does!'

Queen with T-shirt "Madge rules! Okay?"

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"Surprise!"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Choice is Obvious

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

Pubertry

Wedding Wellies

God finger

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

We should talk...

"Stop fact checking my story."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Football Royalty

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."