Runner's Rival Mugs

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Stress'

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Still on your left."

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Congratulations for male runner

Academy.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

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"We ran into a marathon."

Portrait finish.

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

The pole bolt

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Annual pursuit of free agents in the off-season.

"I have bad knees."